Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.



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"The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases."
Carl Gustav Jung (via breezewood)

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"I have looked at you
in millions of ways and
I have loved you in each"
Haiku (via breezewood)

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"If we grew our own food, we wouldn’t waste a third of it as we do today. If we made our own tables and chairs, we wouldn’t throw them out the moment we changed the interior decor. If we had to clean our own drinking water, we probably wouldn’t contaminate it."
Mark Boyle (via breezewood)

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